Bible Study: The finding of the Book of the Pandemic

34 Boris was fifty four years old when he became king, and he reigned in London for four years…

3 In the third year of his lockdown the famine had become very great in the land, and he began secretly to doubt the advice he was getting from SAGE. In his fourth year he began to scour England and London for whatever remained of any value…

14 While they were printing more funny money to bolster the treasury of the Lord, Simon the priest of the Cabinet Office found the Book of the Pandemic Preparedness Strategy that had been given through the Department of Health team of experts long before. 15 Simon said to Matthew the Secretary of State, ‘I have found the Book of the Pandemic Preparedness Strategy in the Cabinet Library.’ He gave it to Matthew.

16 Then Matthew took the book to the king and reported to him: ‘Your officials are doing everything that has been committed to them. 17 They have printed the money that was missing from the Treasury of the Lord and have entrusted it to the vaccine corporations and furloughed workers.’ 18 Then Matthew the secretary informed the king, ‘Simon the priest has given me a book.’ And Matthew read from it in the presence of the king.

19 When the king heard the words of the Pandemic Strategy, he tore his robes. 20 He gave these orders to Simon, Christopher son of Whitti, Patrick son of Vallan, Matthew the secretary and Rishi the king’s attendant: 21 ‘Go and enquire of the WHO for me and for the remnant in Scotland and England about what is written in this book that has been found. Great is the anger that is poured out on us because those who have gone before us have kept the word of the strategy, but not us; we have not acted in accordance with all that is written in this book.’

(From 2 Chronicles 34, The Massage translation)


Translator’s note: The comprehensive 2011 DOH Pandemic Strategy was still in force last February, and is available for download here. It makes for interesting reading in showing how the science was not, contrary to the offficial propaganda, followed, but comprehensively abandoned as soon as Xi Jinping spoke, and SAGE jumped to attention.

About Jon Garvey

Training in medicine (which was my career), social psychology and theology. Interests in most things, but especially the science-faith interface. The rest of my time, though, is spent writing, playing and recording music.
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